Grim Reaper - It's Not Easy Being Me

Let's make sure of one thing before you read on, I don't need or
want your sympathy because I have your soul coming to me eventually!
But it really is not easy being me, the Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper
is the most hated person in the Universe. Yes it is true, humans as
well as the other life forms in the universe hate me and are deathly
afraid of me (a little grim humor there). But why? Why do I get the
bad rap? Why am I the most feared angel? This whole Angel of Death
thing has gotten way out of control. But don't cry for me Argentina,
Brazil you can cry for me but not Argentina.Alright, let me give you
some reasons why it is hard to be me. First I have no night life. I am
so busy 24 hours a day I don't have the time to party. I have to work
unlike most of you. If you people quit killing each other I might have
some time for me and the family. But NO, let's have a war, let's piss
some religious freak off, let's make fun of the gay guy, let's kill
someone because he is not like me! My god people (sorry God) let's cut
the crap and enjoy your life because you ain't going to live forever!
Second, I can't go anywhere without being recognized. Just once, would
it be too difficult for any of you to come up to me to say "hi",
"what's up", how ya doing", give me a smile or even ask for my
autograph? Huh, would it? All I get from you people is this look of
fear, screaming and kicking, trying to run away from me like I have
some sort of plague or something. Hey, I work on my looks, the wife
likes them. So why can't you make me feel a little more welcome when
you see me? Third, you humans refer to me as the Angel of Death, like
I have the right to take your soul. Get real humans! Let me explain
something. The Angel of Death administers the particular punishment
that "God" (yea God, not me) has ordained for your sins. The Angel of
Death receives his order from "God". As soon as I have received
permission to destroy, I make no distinction between good and bad, I
just do my job. Pure and simple, I do my job. So stop looking at me as
the Angel of Death, start trying to look at me like God's FedEx
Pick-up Angel or God's Lackey Angel or God's Minion but not the Angel
of Death. To make my case more concrete, Moses did not die through the
Angel of Death, but through God's kiss. It's in the Hebrew bible so
quit blaming Moses death on me, please.I made my case. I am not the
bad guy here. I am a hard working stiff (more Grim Reaper humor)
trying to do the best job possible. After all, God is my boss and we
don't want to piss off God, right? As the Grim Reaper always says,
"There is always death and taxes; however, death doesn't get worse
every year." So you should start fearing your politicians more than
me. See you all real soon and cut me some slack!