30 Ways to Drive Your Friends Crazy

1. Always bring up the pastDo I have to hear about the time I fell
down in Walmart parking lot and skinned my knees once a month? Some
things, are best left where they are, in the past. If your friends did
something to piss you off, why are you constantly beating them with
the same thing over and over again to make a point? Get over it, let
it go. Woo Sahh!2. Pop up to their houses frequently unannouncedYou
may get your feelings hurt when they don't open the door.3. Borrow
money you know you're NEVER going to pay backIf you need it, ask for
it. Don't make promises you know you can't keep. That's a fight
waiting to happen.4. Borrow their clothes with/without askingThat's so
high school. Every now and then is fine, but every time your friends
get something new, that does not mean a new outfit for you. Get your
own things. That's just unsanitary after a certain age.5. Taking the
car and returning it with no gasGas is not that high anymore. If you
couldn't pay for gas, maybe you should take the bus the next time.6.
Invite other people along when you were "invited" yourselfIf someone
invites you out, inviting 20 other people along is not cool. How
inconsiderate. You know better than that.7. Volunteer their house for
an event, or their services without asking firstYou plan a cook out,
but it's at your friends house? Someone needs a ride, so you give them
someone else's number. Even pimps have more consideration.8. Call them
25 times when they don't pick up the phone. And leave a message every
time.If I did not pick up the phone the first time, the next 19 times
is a no go. If it's an emergency, that is perfectly fine. If you're
calling to tell me who got eliminated off of Dancing with the Stars,
you need a life.9. While on the phone, talk an hour non-stop about
your problems and when they start, either get off of the phone or tune
completely outSo, a conversation is supposed to be a TWO way street.
On that street, there's a stop sign somewhere. Adhere to it
please.10.Send them text messages/emails that threaten them if they
don't forward it to 20 people in the next 5 minutes that either they
won't be blessed or they will get hit by a bus.This is a quick way to
make it on you friends' spam list.11. Call them, then put them on hold
the second after they say hello.Why the hell did you even pick up the
phone if you were already busy?12.Constantly point out their flawsI'm
sure your friend is aware of his extra long middle toe, but must you
point it out at every juncture? Stop it!13. Go over their houses and
eat up their food and drink up their alcohol.There's a word for
this....(wait for it) freeloader!14. Tell obvious lies to make
yourself look betterOk. Believe it or not, most of the time, your REAL
friends know when you're telling the truth and when you're not. But
some folks continue to tell stupid lies anyway. Why are you telling me
you weigh 140lbs when I know damn well you're well over 200lbs. You
don't have to lie Craig!15. Fibb about your ETAThis one has to be one
of the most irritating. Don't tell me that you're around the corner
from our agreed upon destination, when you have not left the house.
Don't say, I will be there in 5 minutes, then show up an hour later.
That's a beat down coming.16. Ask them if they're busy, and if they
are, continue to talk as if you did not hear themLook up inconsiderate
in the dictionary, your name should be there somewhere.17. Have
diarrhea of the mouth, cha cha chaIf they ask you not to tell anyone,
that's just what it means...end of discussion.18. Go to their house
just to drop a loadTrifling! (no more to say about that)19. Call them
at 3 a.m. on a work/school day and ask them "Are you sleep?"Duh. What
do you think Forest?20. Call them on the land line and ask "Are you
home?"When I get these calls, my answer is usually, "No." Stupid is
entertaining sometimes.21. Ask them for their honest opinion about
something then get mad when they give it to youIf you don't want to
know, don't ask. You know those purple plastic shoes and orange
streaks in your hair clashed. Why did you ask if you already knew the
answer. Most of the time, you just want someone to lie to you and when
they don't you get mad. Stop asking if you can't handle the truth.22.
Be extremely indecisive. Never make up your mind about anything,
ever!If you've been to the same restaurant 30 times, and you always
have to survey the menu for an hour before you choose something, you
need help.23.Complain/Whine about the same things all the timeHow old
are you again? It's ok to have a bad day once in a while, but if the
world is against you every day...24. Tell them you've got a juicy
secret, then don't tell themWhy did you even bring it up if you were
not going to spill the beans?25. Use them as alibis and don't inform
them firstIf you're telling your boyfriend you're riding with me and
you're really with your other boyfriend, to save yourself the headache
later, I'm going to need for you to let me know first. So when he sees
me in traffic riding alone, how are you going to explain that? hmm?26.
Tell them you have some news, and drag it out for an hour before you
get to the pointDon't get them all all pumped up about something
juicy, then take 3 hours to get to the damn point. No one really needs
ALL the details. Some, not all. Get to it already.27. Pretend to
listen to them, then get mad when they call you out.Throwing out an
"uh huh", "yea, I know that's right girl", is not active listening if
you are completely zoned out. If you're busy doing something else,
just get with them another time.28. Sing the same song, over, and over
and over and over and over and over...I get that it's your favorite
song, but now I can't get it out of my head. Thanks!29. Always try to
set them up with men you wouldn't date yourselfIf you don't want him,
what the hell makes you think your friend would. Setting people up
already has its pitfalls, but don't make your friends feel like you're
pawning anyone off on them. Everybody deserves somebody of quality.30.
Constantly brag about things you've shown them beforeOk. I'm happy
that you've got a new television or a new car or a new (whatever),
but do you expect a genuine congratulations every time you bring it
up? Stop draining your friends, at some point, it's a desperate cry
for attention. How annoying.