How To Lose Friends And Alienate People in 12 Easy Steps - Anti-Social Media Marketing

There are so many new platforms to build your social media campaign
today, it's hard to know which ones are worth your concentrated
efforts. Integrated with precision targeting, it is entirely possible
to increase your traffic exponentially.Used thoughtlessly, your
efforts can have a drastic, polar opposite effect. If you go for
quantity and not quality, you are making a huge mistake.Here's your 12
step plan to building quantity without quality:1) Moderation is a
waste of time. If you allow anybody to post anything, whether relevant
or not, you can easily get a large number of comments and quickly.2)
Avoid commenting. Make it clear that you are an elitist and don't
welcome participate from 'just anybody.' Newcomers especially should
not be welcomed to your crowd of experienced marketers.3) Make
Clicking Click. Keep making people follow you all over the place by
constantly requiring the click. It's fun and interesting-not. Your
pageviews might go through the roof but ultimately they will just fly
off to some unknown atmosphere and go no place.4) Anything goes.
Random stuff from anywhere on the web makes you look busy and
prolific. It doesn't matter what it actually says..5) Fame is worth
more than anything. That's what you gets you all kinds of comments
from all kinds of people. No real conversation, new ideas or
interesting debate. Any attention is good attention.6) Fancy is better
than simple. Make sure you have the most buttons, stickers, widgets
and visual clutter-more than anyone else. Put these bells and whistles
in multiple languages and you've really got something.7) Spam is
delicious. It's especially worthwhile when your commenter has a 4-line
signature to take up more space on your real estate online. Tangential
comments are 'much ado about nothing' are even more delectable. Viagra
ads are good for dessert.8) SEO is a waste of time. You don't care if
everything you do is entirely invisible to the search engine spiders.
External providers are sufficient.9) Put your comment form at the top.
No one really needs to read your postings anyhow. Freedom of speech is
a guaranteed right, right?10) Never issue a call to action to you
audience. They're too busy clicking around for you anyhow.11) Equality
rules. Don't give special attention to your regular participants even
if they have offered something worthwhile in the past.12) Forget
subscriptions. You don't want to notify loyalists of new content and
make it easy to find you again.Use this 12 step program religiously
and I guarantee your business will lose friends and alienate people in
no time. You will have mastered anti-social media. That's the opposite
of power marketing.Truth, avoid these 12 steps at all costs. They are
death to an internet marketing business. Do the polar opposite. Focus
on quality. Have patience.Then, you will know what success really
means. Your social media will be friendly, rank and generate
results.�